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Bert is the youngest of the crew, and is the getaway driver. His other line of business is as a mechanic and expert in car chopping. 

Bert is enthusiastic – almost hyper active. Bert is very affable, except on his pet topics, where he will not let a thing go. He has been known to get into some nasty fights about whether the FJ Holden beats the Ford Fairlane. 

Bert would love to get a girlfriend, but is hampered by his verbal diarrhoea and incredibly bad B.O.


Bert Thompson