Sparky’s love combusts. Memory lane leads Ted to old promises. Phineas comes clean over his dirty little secret. Round two for Rita leaves her wanting.
Wolf can’t choose a best man, and the boys can’t help but compete for the job. Ted offers to help find wedding rings for Wolf. What he discovers is a forgotten promise. When Chelsea is more concerned about the USS Texas in NZ clean waters than sex, Sparky gets on board. Phineas spills the beans about his sex worker addiction. Though far from innocent herself, Carol calls it quits. To prove his love to Chelsea, Sparky comes up with a plan which involves a boat and dynamite. When everyone else bails, Wolf dives head first, and Chelsea throws in the towel. Hiding her own shame, Rita kicks Ted out, turning her back on an old promise.